The Wiggity

Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.

Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.

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Wiggity

A person who fucks around the entire time, has fun while making sure others do as well but still somehow manages to pull something nearly impossible off.

Dude thats Wiggity Rick! I don't know how he does it man. believe.

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wiggity

it means everything. it's like aloha. socially acceptable. used to replace song lyrics.

however, it also means a penguin-loving, London-loving, Northeastern-loving, crying, West-coast-Best-coast dating, nacho-making, irrelevant elephant, and creamsicle drinking potential child predator

1) "Oh man did you see that Brendan Wakeham?! He's so wiggity!"

2) "Eli Manning is so wiggity! I love him more than Tom Brady and life itself!"

3) "Peace out girl scout...wiggity"

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wiggity

a term used to define something, someone,or event that is not good

"Yo that party last nite was wiggity"
"That shit is wiggity son"
"Ah, that bi**h is wiggity"

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wiggity wiggity whack

Something so horribly ridiculious that it is described as wiggity.
Often used by whites that want their own language

Did you see that car, it was wiggity wiggity whack!

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wiggity wiggity wasted

a term used to describe a male or female intoxicated to the point of not knowing who they are, where they are, etc. Usually this stage of wastedness occurs prior to blackout and after wasted.

"Dude, I'm getting wiggity wiggity wasted tonight!"

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wiggity wiggity whack

1. used to describe something that is either ridiculous in a humorously good or bad way.
2. usually followed with "man", a replacement of OMG

note: the "h" in whack is optional

1. "Wiggity wiggity whack, did you just see that?!"

2. "Wiggity wiggity whack, man! Leave me alone!"

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