theme park

a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.

guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!

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Theme Park

A ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.

Dude, don't go out with her you might catch something. She's a theme park.

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Theme park

The location used by tourists who claim to have visited the country but instead stayed at the hotel the whole time.

- they haven’t visited the real country they just moved geographically.

Friend “ where have you been this summer?”
You “ i’ve been to Portugal and went to a resort.“
Friend “ so you stayed at a theme park.”

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Theme Park

An area used to make money

Wan't to go to the theme park?

theme park

In a video game, a scripted event with limited interaction, also known as a "rail shooter" sequence. Heavy on narration or plot, but less free-form than the rest of the game's action. Used when the designer doesn't want the player to wander around or waste time.

Often resembles actual attractions at a real theme park.

Only issue I see, 8 minutes of theme park until you get to do something.

But it's a great "theme park" ;-)

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Theme Park Coastin

The youtuber who is actually GOD!!!! He is too intelligent for us mere mortals to understand

OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S THEME PARK COASTIN!!! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

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Theme Park Worldwide

The theme park youtuber with the biggest chin. Shawn Sanny - what a legend! He’s probably out with Charlotte at a theme park. If he isn’t at a theme park he’s looking at goats.

Shawn Sanny who runs Theme Park Worldwide is the GOAT!

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