theres a hog in my pants

majorly horny, with a boner

Guy 1: Oh boy, theres a hog in my pants!
Guy 2: oh its cindy isnt it?
Guy 1: Yup!

theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD