Three Rivers

Boring, little town in the mitten state where there is plenty of fast food, meijer, walmart and nothing to do.

person 1: "I'm from Three Rivers."
person 2: "I'm sorry."

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Three Rivers

Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)

I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.

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three rivers tx

Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.

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A Pittsburgh Three River

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.

Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"

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A Three Rivers

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.

Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.