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When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.
Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”
Breakfast that includes drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done by people who work overnight and want to go out after work.
Hey, want to get some tiger breakfast after our graveyard shift?
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