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Tighty-whities

Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.

If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.

So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^

Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.

I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.

Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.

After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.

by CwissyHolotoe October 31, 2019

121πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Tighty-whities

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.

The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.

by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017

21πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Tighty Whities

These are underwear also known as briefs, usually white and is quite popular style of underwear. Although, when you go into high school it can sometimes be view as uncool but this is a rare event. I went into high school wearing white briefs and didn't get anything embarrassing happen to me. In the rare event you do go to a school where 'tighty whities' aren't approved off you can expect frequent wedgies, some spankings and most of all being pantsed to expose your briefs to the public, usually always happens during gym class/PE.

"Hey look! He is wearing Tighty Whities lets get him!"

"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."

"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."

by Barlat May 1, 2014

58πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


The Tighty Whities

A deadly gang from the streets of Potomac. The gang was founded in 2008 and has since doubled. The notorious street gang is known for all of its members being tight and white.

Bystander 1- "Man the crime rate in Potomac has increased from .8% to 1.1% in the past 3 years!"

Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."

by PotomacThug August 12, 2010

93πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.

Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.

Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.

"Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"

"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"

"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"

by Sheikeh May 16, 2007

675πŸ‘ 321πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

White briefs that are supposedly tighter than other briefs and are mainly for "little kids". Many teenagers these days wear boxers or boxer-briefs instead of briefs (or tighty whities) because they think if they wear tighty whities they will be made fun of since they wore it when they were younger and it is supposedly for little kids. Why it's only for little kids and that every guy can't wear them, I'm not sure. However, they do offer more comfort and can hide something that boys don't usually want seen.

One kid in a class of 15 boys wears tighty whities. He goes to school and is seen wearing these. He is laughed at because many people think it's too babyish.

by Danny McCann June 20, 2007

406πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


tighty whities

Tighty whities is what I wear ( I'm 14 ) they are close fitting underpants that are comfrarable and supportive they are so good for if you pop a boner in gym class

But at lunch everyone pantsd you and then give you a wedgie. They did this last week and I got a boner all the girls in my year saw and one of them pulled my tighty whigties down

Everyone was staring at my boner !!

I was wearing bright green and orange briefs today someone shouted " hey are you still wearing them tighty whities !"

No I said

"Prove it , sag to prove it
I said no so everyone pulled down my pants and saw my flurocent green and orange briefs they Tied me up behind the school and wedged me over and over again

Eventually I needed to go to the toilet

When I pleaded with them to let me go they the took my undies and I was left naked I then peed myself

by Alligator 123456789 December 24, 2015

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž