Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

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Cucumbers

Breasts that take the shape of cucumbers when she leans forward slightly. The nipples dangling right at the bottom. When stood up straight they resemble two flat plaice

Jane: What type of breasts would you say I had? Flapjacks? Lemons? Mail bags?
Sarah: I'd say cucumbers

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Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

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cucumbering

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

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Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

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cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

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cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

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