to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

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hoof it

To travel by foot, to walk.

His car broke down, so he had to hoof it into town.

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hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

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Hoof

Slag word created in Hamilton New Zealand to show a sign of honesty

sort for Honest on our friendship.

said: Hoof

origin: New Zealand

Me : Bro! the other day i found $20 on the ground!

Friend: What?! Hoof?

me: Yea! HOOF!

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hoof

The intensity and length of smoking time of the cloud. It gives the decision and committment of the sesh time one will partake in; whether it be short (puff) or long (hoof). The longer the hoof the more thrilling the time will be.

“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”

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hoof it

to walk to a destination, as opposed to taking a motor vehicle or a bike.

Person 1: dude it's 3AM, we're 30 miles away from home and both of us are way too drunk to drive.

Person 2: Lets hoof it

Person 1: Yeah totally man we'll be home in like a half an hour

*high fives*

half an hour later...

Person 1: dude where the fuck are we?

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Hoofed

Hoofed is another word for kicked

Friend 1: Did you hear? Sarah and Angie got in a fight.
Friend 2: Oh, yeah? Who won?

Friends 1: Well, Sarah was winning, 'til Angie hoofed Sarah in the front-butt.