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Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

by Admirable Kitten June 23, 2019

100πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


noose

Man's neck tie, dress tie.

My boyfriend is a noose freak. He has over twenty in his closet, and most are pure silk.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2021

21πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


noose

A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.

Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.

by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017

123πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Noose

A rope used to hang yourself with.

AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."

by Liz Owen May 4, 2006

439πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


Noose

A sacred happy rope

I’m gonna kill myself I’ll use a noose

by ArcticSpartan08 October 3, 2019

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Noose

Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again

Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose

by NooseLord August 20, 2017

140πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Noose

Mans greatest invention

Joe: can you help me I’m depressed
Ned: Yeh here’s a noose!
Joe: Wow thanks man!

by FijianFisher August 7, 2018

125πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž