to Obama

When you complete an awesome life goal and you reward yourself by chilling out, traveling around, and hanging out with awesome people.

Reporter: "YOU'VE JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL. WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?!?!"
Quarterback: "I'M JUST GONNA OBAMA!"

Friend: "Congratulations on selling your company! What are your plans from here?"
Founder: "I'm just going to Obama for a while, and figure it out from there."

Obama

A mysterious man who doesn’t have a last name. Usually associated with yoda (yobama), thanos (obamos), and obunga.

“Look at him he’s such an Obama 🤤.”
“He’s so mysterious”
“He can change”

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obamaed

to instantly kill a fly by slapping it with your bare hand against a flat surface.

"yo do you see that dead fly on the floor"
"yeah"
"I just obamaed that sucka"

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Obamaitis

When you seem Obama you are overcome with the urge to cry like a woman.

Obamaitis occurs when watching Ophra and Jesse Jackson at Obamas acceptence speech.

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Obamaism

superficially critical of some unseemly aspect of the political process without necessarily forswearing the practice itself

Barack Obama, in a classic Obamaism, artfully explained how the new pinstripe patronage worked: a politician rewards the law firms, developers, and brokerage houses with contracts, and in return they pay for the new ad campaigns necessary for re-election.

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The Obama

A sex act in which one partner gets fucked by another partner after being promised hope and change, then the other partner proceeds to leave the next morning after maxing the other ones credit cards.

Ex 1: Person 1: "Hey could I borrow some money?"
Person 2: "Sorry I'm in massive debt, my boyfriend and I did The Obama last night."

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obamaing

Invoking an insult against Barack Obama in midst of a conversation that has no relevance to him (or politics) at all

"Man, this is awesome sushi"
'If Obama has his way, businesses like these will close'
"Uh, ok....wow, awesome move by Frank Gore there to elude the linebackers"
'Those linebackers must have voted for Obama'
"Man, stfu and stop Obamaing, asshole"
'Ok. can you pick up the tab?'

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