toaly

Taboo slang. Glasweigan word meaning shite. Can also be used as an insult.

I need a toaly!
You're a bit of a toaly mate.

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toalie

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

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toali

This word simply means 'Totally'. It appears mostly when speaking to people with 'ubr3 l337 skilz'.

H4x0rer010120302: ur mum sux mah balz
UBR3_PR0_29484: ur mums toali geay!!1
H4x0rer010120302: toali, fag

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Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

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toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.

One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.

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toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!