Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

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toaster

Type of vehicle with a "toaster"-like appearance.

Honda Element, Ford Flex, Scion xB and Nissan Cube are "toasters."

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toaster

An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.

That XXX server is essentially a toaster.

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Toaster

A beautiful creature that gives us the ability to create advanced bread with toppings.

Some1: We need to buy a toaster.
Some2: Yeah.

the toasters

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.

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toaster

a toaster uses magical power to turn bread into toast in 2 minutes or something.

toaster something

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Toaster

toasters are a famous invention most commonly used for bathing, making toast/waffles/pancakes/toaster stroodles/pop-tarts/forks. (note that if your gender is bread then you most likely are into toasters, literally)

Mario-"you know what they say. all toasters toast toast."