tofurfucken

a traditional vegetarian Thanksgiving dish; consists of tofu turkey (tofurkey) stuffed with tofu duck (tofuck); served with a smug smirk of "aren't-we-better-than-the-meat-eaters"

Carnivore: "What do your people do for the entree at Thanksgiving dinner?"

Vegetarian: "Well, since we don't eat death? You know? Ummm, we eat tofurfucken."

Carnivore: "You're so lame."

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