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When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!
You what?!?
Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!
Dude your a Goddamn genius!
Thanks :)
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While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!