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Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 9, 2010

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A toilet to toilet shit

Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.

"Sometimes when I have to take a huge poop I have a toilet to toilet shit."

by Ijusttookapoophehee January 2, 2011

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post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

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If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 17, 2010

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MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022