Tom Swifty

Tom Swifty

A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.

Examples of a "Tom Swifty";

"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.

"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.

"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.

"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.

"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.

"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.

etc.

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Tom Swifty

When a girl spits on her hands and smack's the guys dick until it's red.

girl - "don't talk to me like that or i'll give you a tom swifty!

boy - "omg her tom swifty's definitely turn me on"

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