Tomism

General term pertaining to any of a wide number of comical vulgarities, invented insults and mismangulated obscenities and curses made famous by a certain Tom K. (last name omitted)

"Oh, you MOTHER!"
"You FUCKNOB!"
(insert name) "...has an I.Q. of a peanut butter sandwich"
"sons-of-bastages"
"Cancel Christmas forever"
"butt buddy bubba with the burlap balls"
"rump ridin' ridge runner"

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Tomism hater

Tom taylors biggest opp. The only one who wont convert to tom taylorism, a wellfound fun religion based around everyone being one. Everyone being tom taylor. As tom taylors we are all equals. Jenson doesnt like this premise, hes the tomposter in all this, he will convert to tomism if its the last thing he does. We cant have a tom taylor hater living in this world. Im starting to suspect hes a tommorist. Its a dangerous world us toms live in.. and jenson just makes it one bit more dangerous..

“Did you hear that jenson hasnt converted yet??”
“Yeah its mad tom isnt it”
“It really is tom”

“I never thought jenson would be our tomism hater”

“Jensons such a tomist today, most tomophobic person i know”

“The toms will take over and make jenson convert”

“How can you be a tomism hater, do you know how this makes us feel, please i need you to convert for us.. for tom”