tommunism

A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.

I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.

Tommunism

A political philosophy based around the authoritative reign of Tom.

Man, I love hom the Tommunism Regime nuked California

Tommunism

Tommunism: A political movement where capital is hoarded by the wealthy, and the public is under the authoritative rule of a singular person - Tom himself.

I used to have to go to work like everyone else, but now under Tommunism, I whip my inferiors to do it for me.

Tommunism

When Tommy, a very good physics student, sauces AP Physics worksheets' answers to the proletariat.

Jarif: DUDE DID YOU DO THE WORKSHEET YET??
G-MO: Dude, don't be retarded just do some tommunism.