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Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

73๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonsils

The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.

My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.

by man in the universe October 31, 2011

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Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 7, 2019


tonsilitis

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...

My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.

by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonsils

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils

Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.

by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

73๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonsilitis

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.

i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.

by mescelestus June 7, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 8, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž