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Tooley

A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons

Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley

by Number 1 tooley fan June 22, 2010

88👍 20👎


Tooley

A Dick, A Male's Penis

I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!

by T.E.V January 18, 2009

33👍 47👎


tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 17, 2008

8👍 51👎


mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

3👍 4👎


nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo

nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him

by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019

1👍 2👎


Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

17👍 5👎