British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good.
Jamie T lyric: acts like a twat but she's a top banana
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A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.
"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."
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Covering your dick in mashed bananas and but fucking someone
Today I'm going to top banana my gf
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British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2
Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!
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1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.
AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.
Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana
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(See also, TB) Where the male figure enters the penis into the woman's vagina, and then later inserts his hand and bends the penis upwards, thus like a banana.
My boyfriend gave me a Top Banana last night, it felt so good!
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Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture
Tomorrow I'm going to top banana her