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top banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good.

Jamie T lyric: acts like a twat but she's a top banana

by imatopbanana September 27, 2010

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top banana

A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.

"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."

by Dr Literal February 27, 2017

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top banana

Covering your dick in mashed bananas and but fucking someone

Today I'm going to top banana my gf

by Lamoa March 5, 2019

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Top Banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2

Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!

by PropaOGbanana March 29, 2016

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Top Banana

1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.

AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.

Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana

by The Third Place April 28, 2003

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Top Banana

(See also, TB) Where the male figure enters the penis into the woman's vagina, and then later inserts his hand and bends the penis upwards, thus like a banana.

My boyfriend gave me a Top Banana last night, it felt so good!

by Tyler&George October 15, 2010

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top banana

Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture

Tomorrow I'm going to top banana her

by Lamoa March 5, 2019