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tortality

The twisted chase for the 2017 solar eclipse in all of its totality.
The twisted and improper use of totality.

Will we be in the range of tortality for the eclipse in Sun Valley. - Josh

by The digital nomad August 20, 2017


tortalize

(v.) to jack or gank

I need to tortalize me a 63" plasma.

by Ebuc Nepo October 14, 2005

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tortally

Of totalness and completeness, to be at the very utmost of what you are describing.

That girl Kayla is tortally fucking hot.

by Kaymags May 5, 2008

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Tortalical

A general insult for someone you don't like

He's so tortalical

by The creator of the tortalical October 8, 2018


Tortal

Evolution gave man two weapons... a brain and a lawyer. Man has an insatiable desire to sue others for perceived or real damages inflected on them by their fellow man. We call one type of abuse a "tort", from the Latin "tortium"... a hurt, an injury or a wrong . One "tort" is just one category of abuse, one wrongful act out of all the acts you can sue for. If you protect your rights by suing, you are seen to be "tortal", one who is NOT be messed with, because you know how to fight back... you KNOW how to SUE!

Bob was one who did not suffer fools lightly. To say his perverse use of courts and the law satisfied his base tortal desires is an understatement of the most extreme kind. He sued his mother for not providing the necessities of life.... IN THE WOMB! He even wanted to sue Google for NOT knowing who killed Jimmy Hoffa, even when he politely asked Alexa to help find out. It was Bob who first came up with "O.o.o,h.h., I love tortals!"

by You rReal Name December 22, 2020