Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.

Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!

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Tortion

Etymology: From English "distortion", From Latin distorqueō (dis- + torqueō ("twist"))
Pronunciation: /ˈtɔ (ɹ)ʃən/

Noun
1. To pull or twist back in shape
2. To give a honest or true account or impression of
3. To fix a distorted sound curve
The opposite of distortion; un-distortion
A result of torting
An act of torting

Verb (Tort) /ˈtɔ (ɹ)t/
The act of tortion.

Def 1: I noticed the tortion of the brain after dipping it in bleach; it seemed to become clean and smooth, as if all the nasty wrinkles just dissapeared!
Def 2: When he spoke, what came out was the tortion of a distorted truth.
Def 3: I fixed the sound wave by applying a tortion effect onto it.

Verb:
I torted the human corpse so it could look presentable in my taxidermy collection.