tortuful

Torturing

School is tortuful

tortus

NOT A TURTLE OR TORTOISE, basically Tortus is Tortus.

Don't question it, Tortus is Tortus

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dirty tortus

when you take a shit and you are constipated - it comes out slow but leaves a lot of shit behind to wipe.

I thought id never get off the toilet. I finally let out a dirty tortus and had such a dirty ass i used all the toilet paper.

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Les Tortues Ninja

The french version of the widely popular 1987 - 1995 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, made in the very late 80s/early 90s.

- The theme song was very different lyric wise, but had a very very similar tune (different key of tuning).
- Instead of "Heroes in the Halfshell", the popular slogan was "Cowabunga le cri, des ninja", which translates to "Cowabunga the cry of the ninja!" (or something like that.)
- There are the four turtles (Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael), and Splinter, Krang, Shredder, Etc.

"Regardez! Les Tortues Ninja! COWABUNGA!"

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