touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.

John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.

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touch of the 'downs

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

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Touch it down

To have sex; to gain some pussy/dick (depending on your sexual preference) especially after working for it

Tell that bitch I need some head tonight, I got my cheddar right
She said, how much you tryna spend tonight? I got the better price
I said, I can't even spend the night, I gotta catch a flight
But I still touch it down like Jerry Rice, Jerry Rice, touchdown

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Touch of Down

To have an appearance (typically facial) that slightly resembles those affected with Down Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you see that guy in line at the bank?
Person 2: Yeah man, he was weird looking, probably has a Touch of Down.

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Touch O' Downs

A symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial Down Syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.

Hector (whispers to his friend, Paul, referring to passerby): Damn! Check out that fucked up dude with the fivehead.

Paul: Man that's fucked up. He probably got a "touch o' downs".

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touch down

the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.

John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.

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touch-down

To arrive at a place. Devrived from 1990s classic"Jubilee All" by DJ Jubilee line "I'm from uptown we bout to touch-down"

Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down

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