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verb: To be retarded. Or have that special twinkle in their eye. Down's twinkle. A person who is ratchet and nasty.
Girl, that boy looks funny and says dumb shit. I think they were touched by an angel
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When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
i took a shit and got touched by an angel.
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when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.
"Thank God I was touched by an angel."
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When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.
My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.
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When you're black but one of your parents is white.
"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"
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