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just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"
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A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
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When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man
Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.
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When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"
Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
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Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"
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A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.
Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!
A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".