towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

short towel guy

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

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