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The most balanced movie of all time, and what made Pixar.
Loved by everyone, and puts Disney to shame.
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The world's first computer-animated movie released by Disney and Pixar on November 22, 1995.
The movie is about a cowboy doll named Woody who is jealous of his owner's newest favorite toy, Buzz Lightyear. However, in the end, Woody and Buzz Lightyear become friends.
Kid 1: Did you watch Toy Story?
Kid 2: Yeah, I love those movies!
The socially acceptable act of unannouncedly going completely limp like a rag doll, assuming a toy like position just like Andy's toys did when humans were coming, in order to make it seem you dont really exist.
This is useful during an awkward or otherwise unavoidable situation, often when negative attention is focused towards you.
Toy Story It!!
Situation 1
Black guy: "What do you mean "You People"???"
White Guy: *Does a Toy Story*
Situation 2
Girl: "Ahh!! Ewww!! My toilets clogged with a bloody shit."
Other guests: "Pablo was the only one to use the bathroom thus far in this visit..."
Pablo: *Pulls a Toy Story*
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When you are fucking a girl/guy and you convince them to call your friend and sing/say "you've got a friend in me"
Bro did you have that girl from tinder toy story me last night?
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A truly sad show that Andy has no real friends and sits in a Mental Asylum with the comfort of his toys and only his toys
Andy: MOM?
MOM:...................................
TOY STORY:OOF
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When you get a completely random boner at any given time for absolutely no reason.
I was sitting in English today when all of a sudden I got a Toy Story.
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1. A very perverted movie made by Pixar. You may think this is a safe kid movie but really it contains pervertions such as, but not limited to :
Main character named Woody, talking about a boner.
Character named Buzz Lightyear, Talking about shaving pubes quickly.
The Movie Title is a reference to Sex Toys.
Blind Person: Dude I went to see Toy Story the other day and I'm utterly disturbed by what they deem "Rated G" these days!
Little Kid: Dad can i please get a Toy to play alongside my Woody?!?
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