toyotathon

The time of the year that the boys can get together and rejoice at the lowered prices of the 2009 Toyota Corolla

"jus copped the 2009 Toyota corolla at toyotathon. god fuck I love the corolla."

Toyotathon of Death

Toyota cars now come standard with unstoppable acceleration, and faulty brakes. Hence, this year's Toyotathon will be geared towards those who throw caution to the wind, disregard the safety of themselves and others, or always wanted to try out a Runaway Truck ramp in a car. If you like living every day like it may be your last, there should be a Toyotathon in your area soon!
Jon Stewart of the Daily Show had a segment regarding the Toyotathon of Death.

Toyota-loving Idiot: "Hey, they're having another Toyotathon! Wanna go?!"
Smart American: "No, I really don't feel like buying a foreign car. Plus, dying in a twisted metal and plastic death-trap after not being able to stop at a stop light, mutilating 10 other people and listening to the screams of the maimed and dying doesn't really appeal to me. Count me out of the Toyotathon of Death. You Cash for Clunkers creepos should've bought American."

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Toyotathon

Just like Truck Month but with Toyota. Usually celebrated with a massive party the whole of the event.

Dude, did you hear? Toyotathon starts soon! Time to get a new Rav4 at the lowest prices