TPL

A gang in North London, Tottenham consisting of two sets. TPL and OTP. The original TPL is a mainly Somali gang with rappers such as Jojo, Omizz. Whilst OTP is the Albanian/Turkish set of the gang who have rappers such as BM, Mini, Sava. Both gangs are known to beef the UK Drill gang OFB with members from each side stabbing each other with blades etc as part of the ongoing war in Tottenham.

Man 1 - Yo have you heard of the TPL yutes making noise in the UK Drill scene?

Man 2 - Yeah, but I prefer OTP musically, they are way better bruv

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TPL: Tar Pits Lynchers

A group a kids in the town of Carpinteria who are retarded and will scream their mating call, "Yeeeeeeeeeewwww" every five seconds in class. They think that spike ball is the same thing as volley ball and constantly vape in the bathrooms. They think that it's funny to hold up their gang sign in front of a viking god.

TPL Member: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
Other TPL Member: Gang! Gang! Nah wuh am sayin!
Viking God: *exists*
TPL Members: *Holds up gang sign* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

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A swedish acronym, "Trött På Livet", which could be translated to "tired on life"

A: ... and if that wasn't enough, yesterday I got fired. Man, I'm so TPL right now.

B: Feel ya, bro.

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Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more important the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more to get laid more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day to get laid.

Cook: "Hey have you banged that girl you have been seeing yet?"

Pete: "No, we have already gone out on three dates too!"

Cook: "Damn dude, that is going to ruin your TPL."

Pete: "Don't remind me ass hole!!!"

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A group of kids in Carpinteria who think they are hardasses but would last 3 seconds in Compton.

Luke: Bro I would eat ass for the TPL

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A group of white privileged blond boys in the town of Carpinteria who think spikeball is a professional sport

They like to scream YEWWWWW and terrify people who walk by them

Zach: dude tpl is so cool let’s go play spikeball YEWWWWW

TPL-11

Swag people, they are super elite. Those bitches gonna slay you all.

- OMG! It's them!
- Who?
- TPL-11!
- That's why I want to beg their pardon!
- YAAAAS