Trattle

When you install an aftermarket sound system in your vehicle with enough bass that when you turn the volume up the trunk rattles

It's been a long time since I heard a good trattle

Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

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trattle

another name for a larger size butt plug.

do you really think this is the right trattle for you?

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Trattle

When you install an aftermarket music system in your car with enough bass that it makes the trunk of your vehicle rattle

It's been longg time since I heard a good trattle.