tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter