triple relapse

When the penis goes numb 3 times in the span of 30 minutes. A triple relapse can lead to amputation, blindness, deafness, or even death. Often cause by masturbation, see an doctor if you have any symptoms such as low sperm count, pain in the urethra, pain in the prostate, or swelling.

(A) dude I think I just triple relapsed
(B) oh shit dude that sucks anyways what do you think of Muslims?
(A) what the fuck dude.... I’m gonna die