Trump disease

Turning yellow and becoming a racist fuck

Kid1:”what’s wrong with Timmy”

Kid2:”oh he’s got trump disease

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Trump disease

A newly diagnosed mental illness virus named after Donald Trump aka Fuckface Von Clownstick that makes people who have the disease, narcissistic, racist, turns them into a Nazi, makes them violent, makes them suicidal, makes them have low IQ's, and overall makes them entirely bad with money to the point of being homeless and then sponging off others for support while still being a narcissistic ungrateful sick asshole. Donald Trump himself planted this disease in order to make the world go crazy and it is extremely contagious and dangerous.

Trump disease is a deadly mental illness virus that is leading the planet to extinction and it must be treated soon before the end is near.

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Trump Disease

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.

John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.

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Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

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