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A political figure who believes in the sanctity of marriage and supports the denying of marriage equality whilst the entire time rooting around behind his wife.
Simon: Gee Alan you’re a massive Tudge!
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The fat around your penis
John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.
Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..
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I was having a wank but was interrupted by the lawnmower man so it ended up a tudge.
My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.
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verb (considered vulgar in some circles, notably around women)
Complex, relatively recently coined term, used to describe the act of paying "hush" money then disappearing from public view, whilst supposedly simultaneously occupying a high public office.
"Where's that minister these days?"
"Oh he tudged off, hasn't been seen since the cheque was cut"
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The term for getting penalised by centrelink
Today I didn't have enough money for a train fare to get to an appointment with my job network provider so they tudged me.
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A very brief communication, all too common in the SMS/ email age.
Formed by combining "touch" and "nudge", to replace the word "touch" in the sentence "Get in touch".
Where "touch" suggests meaningful possibly extended contact, "nudge" implies a only the most cursory attempt at communication.
N: Nez got in tudge the other day.
S: How is he? What's he up to?
N: Didn't say.
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The combination of Time Out and Fudge chocolate bar, stuck together and eaten as one.
“Hey Chris, what’s that you’re eating?”
“Oh, it’s a Time Out and a Fudge stuck together. I call it a Tudge”