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Tud

A rather vulgar terminology for the female anatomy, more specifically, the vagina; however, it is also used in the context of makeshift possession (i.e. getting tud).

"Ayo nigga, Pinky got some sweet tud, son."-Justin

"Son...you got some tud last night?"-Justin

by Thomas Clarke July 11, 2008

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Tud

Another various word used by Southeastern Wisconsinites to describe marijuana.

Dude, KB, lets burn some tud.

I thought you'd never ask Coche.

by Coche February 28, 2009

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Tud

Someone who is described as being a cheesy lump of shit stack.

Hello mate. How are you today?

Mate, why dont you remove yourself from the arena you cheesy lump of pigeon tud. You're a fuckin lump of tud. Do you know Evelyn?

by Johnny Badman April 25, 2008

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Tud

An adjective describing anything extremely silly or cute (in a good or approving sense). Doesn't really mean stylish, but is sometimes used in that context. Similar in meaning to mega-cute.

"You're so tud!" or "That dress is, like, so tud."

by Instigator December 8, 2003

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Tud

Noun.
A person of low intelligence and poor decision making skills. Encapsulates a general sense of stupidity, laziness, slowness, and ineptitude. Can also be characterized by a certain degree of cringe.

History of Tud: Created during the start of the COVID-19 pandemic quarantine in CT, USA, after someone panicked during Scrabble and asked โ€œis โ€˜tudโ€™ a word?โ€- this term can be used as a guilt and cruelty free replacement for the โ€œR-wordโ€ since it refers to ANYONE who exhibits stupidity regardless of ability, gender, sexual orientation, race or creed.

Can also be used in its adjectival form, i.e. Tud move, Tud moment, etc.

โ€œShe was talking smack about her boss in the email chain without realizing he was CCโ€™d!โ€ โ€œWhat a Tud!โ€

Further examples include:
-Responding to a waiterโ€™s โ€œenjoy your mealโ€ with โ€œyou tooโ€

-Accidentally saying โ€œlove you!โ€ at the end of a business call
-โ€œBone apple tea,โ€ โ€œchicken seeโ€™s her salad,โ€ โ€œwalaโ€ instead of voila, etc.
-Logan Paul
-Fyre festival
-Donald Trump musing about whether oneโ€™s body can be bathed in UV light or injected with disinfectants to cure coronavirus evokes the absolute essence of Tud.
-The tide pod challenge, and for that matter, anything that might win a Darwin Award
-Gender Reveal parties

by EJD5 July 15, 2020

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Tud

an object composed of fecal matter entwined with toilet paper that is rolled into small balls and caught in the hair lining the greater butthole region.

Dude, I got some Mexican food the other day... I was finding tuds for a straight week.

by Pewee Herman June 11, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tud

a form of sexual contact where the male cums on the womens face, then laying a brick on her face, with the act of rubbing it together with his ass cheeks once done, spoons it up and they both eat the substance

girl: 'oh you have to try it, John and i did a tud last night'

girl 2: 'woooh i've never tried it peters to scared'

by martingellxo July 11, 2011

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