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Tujunga

Tujunga is the land of hillbillies, rejects, lifted trucks, and bros. Everyone knows each other. If you don't escape from this town, you will eventually become a toothless tweeker. All the homeless people who walk down Foothill Blvd. day and night look like the people from Hills Have Eyes.

Bro #1:I like your Metal Mulisha shirt bro, where you from?

Bro #2:TUJUNGA BRO

by tujungabro August 18, 2011

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Tujunga

A city full of crackheads and bmw armo trash

Buddy: Let's swing by tujunga and grab a bite to eat.

ME: I'd rather go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer then stop in Tujunga
Buddy: but I wanted to get hit by a a armo driver and do some crack in Sunland Park
ME: oh well then Tujunga I'd the perfect place

by Sunland-Tujunga October 22, 2022


Tujunga

An ancient Samoan war challenge. It is completed by hitting each side of your chest with the opposite hand, and then shouting, in a deep, war-like voice "TUJUNGA!" The performer of the challenge must look the opponent directly in the eyes while performing it.

Person being challenged: "Your mom is a whore."
Challenger: After hitting chest "TUJUNGA!"
War will then ensue.

by War Master March 22, 2012

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Tujunga

The crappiest place on earth. (Not counting Indio). Certainly there are places that absolutely suck, & Tujunga is CLEARLY one of the top 5 suckiest of all time. In my opinion, Tujunga sucks so thoroughly that I don't think anyone could ever exaggerate the colossal ceaseless immensity of the suckage in the slightest! Dyson vacuums, tornados, hurricanes, interplanetary space, super-massive black holes, your mom, hell,... EVERYTHING loses suction rather quickly when measured against Tujunga.

Tujunga is undeniably "Omnivacuous": all- sucking.

Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is windy in Glendale, La Crescenta, La Canada, Montrose, Pasadena, Sunland, Shadow Hills, Lake View Terrace, & even occasionally Arleta, Pacoima, & parts of the Santa Clarita Valley, simply BECAUSE Tujunga SUCKS!!!

I can't say that I actually have proof, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Tujunga" is early 1900's regional slang meaning "to suck beyond human understanding, for all time, just because." ...or maybe it's an ancient word from a long forgotten native tongue meaning "place to which all winds blow"

People say the only 2 things that can reliably be counted on are death & taxes,.... WRONG! There are 3 things that are eternal: Death, taxes, & the unassailable fact that Tujunga sucks!!

I'm not worried about going to Hell when I die,... I lived in Tujunga

by B.L.ZeBOB October 21, 2011

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tujunga

land of the bums, alcoholics, armos, beaners,and of course the retarded people that take shits next to our house.
I HATE TUJUNGA.
WTF DOES TUJUNGA MEAN ANYWAYS??????

bum 1 from l.a.: where ya from?
bum2 fom tujunga: im from tujunga (saying it quietly)
bum1 from l.a.: HAHHAH LOSER!
BUM2 FROM TUJUNGA: *runs away crying*

by ARMIN G. FROM L.A. April 7, 2004

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Tujunga Recycling

The act of having sex with your friends ex boyfriends, over and over. Then 10 years later-having a baby with one of them and then breaking up with them to date one of their friends.

"Hey, did you hear that Sharon had a baby with Ryan?"
"Yeah dude but they just broke up and now she's boning Tyler. She's gotta keep up that good ole Tujunga Recycling"

by Sadistica March 20, 2012

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