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A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.
Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.
Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
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Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ
B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS
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A rednecks way of getting high.
You will need:
Lots of paper
Chewing tabacco
Tape
Alcohol (optional but highly recommend)
NOTE: Alcohol may be consumed before, during or after tuliping process2) Pop some chewin' tobacco into your mouth and give it a good munching.
1) Proceed to give yourself a paper cut between each toe.
3)Spit the chewed tobacco into the palm of your hand.
4) Apply generous amounts of the tobacco to your paper cuts.
5) Then tape the whole mess together.
WARING: TULIPING IS NOT ADVISED AS IT HAS BEEN KNOW TO CAUSE TOE CANCER.
fucking redneck redneck high alternative high not suggested tuliping
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a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. You know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. They know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. Its your ride or die! Your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin
Oh yea Cathryn?, she's my tulip!
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a quaint name for the two-lipped opening next to your taint
men don’t know enough things about our tulips. hell, we don’t.
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Female reproductive organ; used to gain money or power. Has two lips but cannot speak. In rare cases the TULIP has been known to make a male reproductive organ breathe fire.
"Hey man, how far did you get with her last night?"
"I just tickled her tulip a bit!"
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