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Absolutely, completely and utterly paraplegic from the drink
Jesus your man had a tough one last weekend, he was tumble-dryered
a females blood ridden, copper stenched, dried up, flakey vagina when she is menstruating.
"last night when my chick came round we totally fucked all night, but by morning that bitch started her period and didn't tell me and she actually made me fuck her tomato tumble dryer!"
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The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed
I just used the tumble dryer abortion method on my neighbours kids
When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer
Ay bro why is your breath stinky cos’ I just gave my girl a Liberian Tumble Dryer
A word for my fists when a butch comes rude to me and my friends and acts like I won’t do shit . These tumble dryers are bisexual , and they’re coming for everyone !
“Don’t make me pull out the tumble dryers !”