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the gayest little town ever thats full of either stuck up bitches and and conceited whores or scumbag curry rat druggies. about 5% of the town are actually normal people that dont like either of the other catagories.
curry donuts is usually a nice little donut shop, unless your in tunkhannock, then its a different story.
ahh, i hate tunkhannock.
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Directly south of the greatest town ever, Montrose. With it's rolling hills of garbage and lovely burgerking, it is said to be one of the top ten places to see before you die. Tunkhannock is also said to have the most lovely walmart in the Northeast. I've heard that people from Tunkhannock are stupid hicks and I've got to say, I haven't been proven wrong. Every human being I have encountered has ran away from me in fear that I might nab one of their many inbred children. Tunkhannock is like a Panda, it's beautiful but stay the hell away if you plan on living. One thing to all you Tunkhannockians, stay south of Springville you jaggaloons.
Guy1: I'm heading down to Dallas.
Guy2: Which way are you going?
Guy1: Down 29.
Guy2: Noo, that means you're going to have to pass through tunkhannock
Guy1: Oh yeah, I forgot. That was a close one. I guess I'll take the long way around, I don't want to leave with an inbred daughter.
Guy2: Yeah, that's exactly what happens when you pass through there....it's beautiful though and it's walmart is lovely.
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People in tunkannock are stupid
The people in tunkhannock are stupid and can't tell the difference between a horse and a donkey.
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A small northeastern village, know commonly for its: tramps, Wal-Mart, Curry doughnut druggies and most importantly known for its country renown cellphone sexting scandal.
Can be used as a verb.
I am gonna do a Tunkhannock on my cellphone tonight.
Look at those shady Tunkhannians.
You think our place is bad, at least it's not Tunkhannock.
Look at that Tunkhannock tramp.
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It is one of the best towns ever. There is ever so much to do like go to the dietrich theater, or go to twigs restraunt. we have many pizza places, (over 3!)
also we have many great festivals, such as founders day, and christmas in our home town!
tunkhannock, the greatest place on earth
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A promiscuous lady from Northeast Pennsylvania
I met the slut in an internet chat room. After a few weeks, I hooked up with her in a hotel room in Wilkes-Barre. She couldn't get enough of my hose. She wanted it so much she left her kids and husband for it. What a Tunkhannock Tramp.
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All the boys are packing absolute meat missiles and the softball team is a bunch of hoes who lost in the World Series
Tunkhannock Highschool where one of the softball team hoes bit some dudes pecker