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A hypocritical, conservative. Claims he is centrist but instills his right wing views into his students. Also claims to be tracked by the CIA
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A young beautiful woman who when i look at i feel like nothing else matters in the world. The girl that means the most to me in this entire world. A girl i consider not only my girlfriend but a person who knows me better than anyone else in this world. The girl who i am so deeply in love with. The girl that makes me want to wake up every morning. The girl that's worth doing anything and everything to get back.
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JB: yo Matt what happened to Turco
Matt: i fucked up dude i am an idiot but I'm willing to do anything to make it up to her and call her mine again.
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a old ugly hag which leaves his wifey whenever she needs him, he has a tic tac size non existent d!ck, a flop !!
see that person? with no job or a hobby and without a d!ck, that's turco
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Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.
Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!
Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
The sexiest, badest mofo everaaaaaaa. Her smexy best friend is her cat, Jingles Bells they do everything together. Audrey has a hot boyfriend who loves her dearly they go to the beach together. Her favorite food is tacos and cupcakes. Her dance moves are out of this world superb! Shes bad af and thicccc as fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. shes also BOOBS and goes to church every sunday wit james and jeuses and author. #livelovegod
Kyle: BOOBIESSSSSSS
Dani: As Audrey tURCO would say "GboooobiesY"
A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3
Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."
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