Turd Tour

Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers won’t know the demonic things you’re capable of.

“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”

“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”