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Peter: Jimmy, don’t go to the loo for a few hours: I’ve just had a turfy!
Jimmy: I told you not to eat that donner pal
Peter: I’m regretting it mate! I’ve been regretting it for eight years! Every single time I go to the loo it’s a turfy.
A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.
Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.
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being protective of one's turf
I'll be glad to hear your opinion--I'm not turfy.
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something thats extra Oakland but not necessarily in a good way.
"Damn, its 2019 and she still ridin in that 87 Regal? and why she only slap Philthy Rich?"
"Yeah I know bruh, she hella turfy"