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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

167๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 2, 2005

969๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey slap

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!

by Steve0 August 21, 2004

895๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos September 24, 2008

143๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey slap

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.

by ElNegro November 6, 2006

154๐Ÿ‘ 319๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkey Slap

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


turkey slap

to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross

by kof and toz July 11, 2003

103๐Ÿ‘ 304๐Ÿ‘Ž