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1: A video game.
2: A moderately insane owner of a moderately insane IRC channel. See also Lol Coxhill and Sfaji
"I played Turrican II yesterday"
"Turrican is a fucking queer"
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A pet houndeye from the friendly garg stories.
Scientest: All we got is turrican, that stupid dog!
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A retarded, dumb and incredibly insane douche bag. Wasting money on a vB forum.
Turrican is such an idiot...
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moderator on the svencoop forums
maker of maps such as omg or secretcity
lord of the turriforums and shell
FOUR DAYS IN THE FUTURE I WAS ASKED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE ONE OF MY MAPS WAS DYING! I WENT AND FOUND OMG WAS ACTUALLY REALLY SHIT AND PEOPLE KEPT FUCKING STEALING IT, SO I DID THE ONLY HUMANE THING AND LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EVER SHOT FROM MY MOUTH
Sven viking had no comment today when asked ARE YOU GAY FOR TURRICAN? After questioning he answered only with 'how did you get this number??' which doesnt really explain anything
meanwhile turrican cut off his legs and froze them in the arctic tundra
i always keep a grand piano handy, and i was shocked the time that i was approached by a fifty foot palm tree asking me to kill his parents in exchange for some crack
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Turricane - A hurricane, comprised of tornados
A turricane is one of the worst plagues that could be brought upon the planet of Earth.
A turricane is formed when two or more tornados simultaneously combine to form a terrible storm. Once formed, there is no stopping it until the storm runs out of energy. Against a storm of this caliber, there is no winning, and the only thing you can do is crawl up into fetal position and cry. Turricanes can envelop areas as large as the state of Texas.
Signs of a turricane include, but are not limited to:
- Sideways rain that never touches the ground
- Winds exceeding 300 MPH
- News claims of a weather phenomenon
- A feeling of hoplessness and depression
Caleb - "I told you all, YEARS AGO, that this would happen. How do you feel now? A hurricane comprised of tornados can not, and will not give up. There is no winning."
Charlie Sheen - "In the rare occurrence of a turricane, there is no epic winning, or even bi-winning. All I can really do is crawl up into fetal position and cry."
Furry-sex obsessed neutrally gendered lump of flesh from england.
has ISP problems and runs forums stuffed with homosexual japenese bearded porn
Turrican e-mailed me some like a tree porn
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