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Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.
Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.
man slays, everything he dose is perfect bro is a jedi master full fleged coconut cracker dont mess with him, take him to bed and youll be full of led, glock in his cock
josh: hey sexy
tuskan: "breaks pp nad died"
his name sounds like his hair is orange? tuskan is a handsome guy. he attracts all the ladies eyes!!
guy 1: man, did you see tuskan!?
guy 2: yeah dude! hes a magnet to all those girls on the dance floor !!
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The act of reaching over to another riders bicycle and applying his or her brakes in order to slow them down and give you the advantage. Then, yelling the Tuskan raider battle cry as you speed ahead.
That bastard Bob gave me Tuskan brakes on the last uphill before the finish line.
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Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.
"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"
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When you bust a nut on a girls face you must throw your arms in the air and scream like a Tuskan Raider in star wars episode 4.
It is encouraged that you have a stick when you do this.
"Yo i was banging this chick and I did a Tuskan Raider on her
"Did you have a stick when you did it?"
"Of course bro"
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The act of sprinkling sand on a women's butthole then standing above her and farting as you watch the sand blow away.
Dude I was with this girl right?
Yeah?
Totally Tuskan Raidered her fam.
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