A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
'You fucking twanker Matthew.'
A wanker that uses Twitter.
Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...
Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.
"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."
"You twanker!"
it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"
tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker
A banker who uses Twitter.
This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.
That banker is a twanker
a shortened word for nicks a wanker
that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie
A noun used to describe twenty dollars worth of marijuana.
"Ey...whatsup..yea i want a twankers"
"Got a pack o' twankers?"
"Nah man..all I got left is a twankers..some shake."