twerkman

a person who doesn’t know what twerking is, often goes by the name of alex.

Alex:Can you please define twerking for me?
Girl:Oh my god you are such twerkman... lets bang
Alex:What is sex?

twerkman's comp

Calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.

Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.

Person1: why weren't you at work?
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.