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Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
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The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.
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(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.
(n) Twitterbation
@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"
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To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.
I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.
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To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.
It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.
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Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes
Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
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Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.
Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.
The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.
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The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.
"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."
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